Response Journal grades have been posted for Apocalypse Now. Please note: there has been a discouraging amount of students in this class who have copied and pasted their "journals" from sources on the Internet--and not very good sources, I might add.
For those of you who do not plagiarize, don't feel like you need to waste your time reading any further (although I am a satire writer, so you may get a good laugh.)
To those who plagiarize, please note the following:
When you plagiarize, your plagiarized work has a direct, negative effect on the entire class as well as outside the classroom.
- First, it really ticks me off and is a waste of my time to have to google, document, and email advisors and directors about all the cheating.
- Because I'm wasting my time googling, documenting, and emailing advisors about all the cheating, I am not able to get to grading assignments for the people who actually care enough about their education to EARN their grades.
- Your cheating makes me suspicious of your classmates, so I waste more time double checking their work.
- All the while, I feel discouraged because I start to see an entire class through the lens of a group of cheaters. I begin to doubt everybody, although thankfully, with the help of google, the non-cheaters are quickly exempt from this seed of doubt, at least until the next assignment.
- As discouraging as it is for me, it hurts your advisors even more because they invest a whole lot more time and emotion in your education than I do. It's disappointing for them to see you throw an education that you pay a lot of money for in the trash.
- It makes us all wonder if you plagiarize in all your classes. We think you probably do.
- And we tell these stories to others--anonomously, of course. We want to protect your confidentiality. But we tell these stories to other students as cautionary tales and to give them a good laugh as we explain what constitutes plagiarism. It's a nice mood lightener for those tough first day jitters.
- We tell our friends and co-workers, having a good laugh at the stupidity of copying and pasting from sources like Wikipedia and the Internet Movie Database. Seriously, could you be more obvious?
- We do not say our plagiarizers are from TV Commerical University, but come on, people know where we work. So you make the school look bad too.
- That, in turn, could hurt your chances (as well as your classmates' changes) of getting a job outside the fast food industry. A lot of employers rely on the character of future employee's college to gain insight about the employee's character and education. When you plagiarize, you smear that character.
And why? Because you're too lazy, too busy, or too apathetic to write three lousy paragraphs about a movie.

Kitty's got the right idea.





